Rimmin' at the Baths
from "The AIDS Show"

Rimmin' at the baths
Rimmin' at the baths

I went to the tubs
Looking for a little love.
I wandered through the door
Feeling like a whore.
The guy who took my money
Smiled and called me honey
Stuck my wallet in a box.
Threw me a towel
Threw me a lock.

I wandered through the halls
Peeking in all the stalls
'Til according to my plan
I found the perfect man.
Eager to please
I got down to my knees
And when he turned around
I didn't frown.

I really couldn't help myself
It was such a gorgeous ass.
But now I've got AMOEBAS
From rimmin' at the baths
Rimmin' at the baths.

I didn't know what I had done
'Til the day I got the runs.
I felt like such a fool
Always sitting on that stool.
A friend made a suggestion
There was life in my intestine.
I rejected the idea
But I still had DIARRHEA!!
(He still had diarrhea
From rimmin' at the baths.

I went down to the clinic.
The nurse gave me a plastic cup
Sent me to the bathroom
Told me to fill it up.
I left it at the laboratory
Still warm and smelling mighty bad.
The nurse called me in the morning
To tell me what I had
And she said

(Nurse:)
You really got to help yourself
You are such a stupid ass.
'Cause now you've got amoebas
From rimmin' at the baths
Rimmin' at the baths.

I went back to the clinic.
The nurse gave me a pack of pills
Flagyl and Diodoquin
Then she stuck me with the bill.
I swallowed down a handful
Then my stomach felt ill.
Cause if the disease don't get you
The god damn treatment will
SO -

You really really got to help yourself
Be aware of what might come to pass.
My best friend, he got HEPATITIS
From rimmin' at the baths

No, don't be seduced by that sweet aroma
Think twice before you dive into that ass.
WHEEE!!
You might even get Kaposi's Sarcoma -- AIDS!
From rimmin' at the baths
Rimmin' at the baths.

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