Bobbing for Apples
Bobbing for apples
In a porcelain tub.
Yellow streamers
Fall from above.
Warm and shining
The water steams.
Chicken soup
Flows through my dreams.
My heart beats wildly
Their hoses are bold.
My mouth opens wide
For some liquid gold.
Liquid gold, liquid gold
Always warm, never cold.
Liquid gold, liquid gold
Always warm, never cold.
Splash around the tub
With someone you love.
Splash around the tub
With someone you love.
Beer, more beer, more beer, more beer
More beer, more beer, more beer.
Recycled beer.
More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer.
Recycle that beer.
A six pack or two
Puts me in the mood
To wet my drawers
To wet my drawers in a house full of whores.
A six pack or two
Puts me in the mood
To wet my dreams
To wet my dreams in a house full of QUEENS!
Bobbing for apples
In a porcelain tub.
Yellow streamers
Fall from above.
My friends use snorkles
And very long straws.
Me, I'm natural
I take it all.
Dance in the waterfall
Come take a swim.
Dive to the bottom
Come back up again.
Liquid gold, liquid gold.
Always warm, never cold.
Liquid gold, liquid gold.
Always warm, never cold.
Splash around the tub
With someone you love.
Splash around the tub
With someone you love.
Copyright 1981, 2002 Karl Brown and Matthew McQueen